THE POETS STANDARDIZED TEST
"Suicide is, of course, the opposite of a poem."
--Anne Sexton
Answer the following questions.
Answer even if you don't know the answer.
Points will be subtracted for unanswered questions.
1. Quantitative Ability
There are 60 questions in this section.
Everyone knows that poets are not good at math.
If you are a poet, 60 points will be subtracted from your final score.
2. Verbal Ability
Look for contrast and opposition.
Use the process of elimination.
Read the sentences.
Mentally fill in your own words.
Example:
Mother is to love
As
God is to Sand
Blade is to Wrist
Cat is to Kitten
Be sure your choice is stylistically correct.
3. Tell us about yourself
This section has no rules.
It is the most important section of the test.
Ready.
Begin.
Published in Spillway Eleven (Tebot Bach, 2003)
(C) 2002